SLeeT's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Happy Thoughts]

Oh dear Jesus!!!

Oh sweet Jesus! What demon spawned from hell has pestowed this completely wack shit on this fantastic website?!

um... dud that was queer... i meen come on... that was pointless.... you must be a flamer or sumthin..posibly a dandylion!

-SLeeT³

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

jesus christ.....

this has got to be my favorite portal entry sense "britney spears mustache". this cartoon schooled me and my panties. nuff said.

-SLeeT³

[Dont kill the ninja]

I'm amazed....

If this really is your flash movie i think the ninja that made this movie is the shit.i meen that shit was amazing and i think with the style that he did it with makes it look like a person with a lot of skill made it... i dont knwo what im talking about but this ownz man.

-SLeeT³

[MichealJackson Cow Fucker]

I have mixxed feelings about this...

I have to like this some what becuase it's dissing a faggot, but i think this kid got way to carried away. i dont think anyone around the world wants to see michael jacksons dick. i meen what the fuck were you thinking. and to michael jackson fans.... go fuck makaly calkin (the home alone kid) in the ass or go fondle his balls cuz your all faggots too.

-SLeeT³

[Movements]

What i think about this...

I think this person was trying to be more "artistic" or sumthing like that and if he was i dont see it becuase i think this toon fucking sucks. Where's the violene and cold hearted killing that im so used to seeing on this beautiful website? ill gladly admit though that the kid does have talent with the morphing thing. i did like that much.

-SLeeT³

[The Bard's Song]

How the hell....

No doubt this guy has some pretty damn fresh drawing skills but i come to newgrounds to see rated x muther fuckin people gettin killed humor shit and i personally dont see why this is so high up on the portal scale. dont get me wrong... im not saying this movie sucks... im just saying its a bit over-rated by some people.

[Super Duper Mario]

It looks promising at first but kind of sucks.

Well... i thought it was gonna be pretty fresh until the end. i mean its cool no doubt but i guess im looking for more humor in killing people then just squashing them. i meen mario could have put him in some kind of stock or sumthin and since his hands, head, and feet would be in the stock, mario could have given his faggot ass brother luigi 20 bucks to take a cactus and rape bowser in the ass with it. i mean wouldnt that be some funny shit? Or maybe if he tied him down and took a nine iron (we all now mario likes to golf) and fuckin slap bowsers balls with it. That would be some funny shit right there, my friends.